Hey Pumkin, it's your feetsday. Cause your feet are all brand new...
And now that you have hands and stuff, there's lots of fun stuff you can do... *cough*
You can sit down on this fuzzy chair!
Or get the thing that's over there!
Baman, what is that thin--
I dunno.
You can step right here on this small bug!
Or you can give your friends a hug!
Yes, you can do all of that!
You can even wear my hat!
HAPPY FEETSDAY!